POOR ESES EST. 2026
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POOR ESES
For the people who work too damn hard to still check their bank account before buying lunch.
— EST. 2026 —

Built for the working class.

Two Woodcut Bears looking down at empty pockets

Built for people who actually work.

Three Designs.
That's It.

We're keeping it simple. One tee. Two hats.
Wear one until somebody asks where you got it.

Poor Eses Classic Hat
Classic Hat $29.99
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Poor Eses Classic Tee
Classic Tee $24.99
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Poor Eses Trucker Hat
Trucker Hat $29.99
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We're all Poor Eses
at something.

You've worked sixty hours.

Your truck needs tires.

Your kid needs new shoes.

Rent went up.

Gas went up.

Your paycheck didn't.

So you laugh.

You make dumb jokes.

You buy your buddy a beer.

You show up Monday anyway.

That's Poor Eses.

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Woodcut of a cowboy bear playing guitar on a porch
Woodcut of hand holding empty wallet

YOU DON'T WEAR POOR ESES BECAUSE YOU'RE BROKE.

You wear it because you've skipped lunch so your kid didn't have to.


You've fixed your own truck because labor was too high.


You work weekends.


You've pawned tools.


You've laughed through all of it.


If you've been there...

Welcome.

What People Are Saying

★★★★★

"Finally a shirt that gets it. Simple, soft, and the message hits home."

— Mike D., Nashville, TN

"Wore it once. Now my buddies want to get one."

— Jason R., Dallas, TX

"Great quality. Better story. Proud to support what you're doing."

— Sarah K., Portland, OR
Thank You
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